Frank would go without..... |
Takes 3.5 days builds half a man... guess which half | | 35% |
Less Affairs, AND he will use the stairs not the lift | | 20% |
Riff and Magenta's bedsacks. | | 20% |
Draw the lines onto tights to look like fishnets | | 15% |
Use Home-made moisturiser | | 10% |
Brad would go without..... |
Spare tyres. And we all know what happened next. | | 35% |
Won't buy a Sat-Nav this year | | 34% |
He will buy a tandem instead using the car | | 31% |
Janet would go without..... |
Less Apples in her Pie | | 30% |
Get Married - then he can pay | | 20% |
She will wear less clothes ?! or no clothes | | 20% |
Everlasting gum. | | 21% |
Forgoes the half slip and takes on leg lift workouts for the big reveal | | 9% |
The Narrator would go without..... |
Lower-wattage lights in the Library | | 48% |
Cancel Book of the Month Club | | 30% |
Eases up on the five dollar words... to the relief of the American peasantry | | 8% |
He will stop smoking in his smoking jacket | | 7% |
Weird Fantasy | | 7% |
Riff Raff would go without..... |
Eat more left over Meatloaf | | 36% |
Stop throwing away perfectly good candles | | 34% |
Money? What money? | | 20% |
Comes to live with me so I can wait on him hand and foot .... AND .... (don't get me started!) | | 10% |
Magenta would go without..... |
Change underwear every month instead of fortnightly | | 32% |
Takes bannister buffing full time in her stride | | 31% |
Will make her own household cleaning products | | 24% |
Vonderful vine | | 13% |
Columbia would go without..... |
Aim a torch at herself to save on Christmas decorations | | 35% |
Sell some of her sequins on ebay | | 30% |
Takes it down an octave and joins a Kate Bush tribute group | | 20% |
Blue M&Ms. No, wait, f**@ that! | | 15% |
Rocky would go without..... |
Cancel the Open University course on Social Documentary Skills of the 20th Century | | 34% |
Colouring books | | 32% |
Will sell his dunbells and get a dog to take him walkies | | 21% |
With heavy heart and lead foot gives up his movement classes | | 13% |
Dr.Scott would go without..... |
Signs a tell all Rocky book deal employing the psycho-(anal)-ytic method | | 45% |
Won't get the insurance on his wheelchair fully comp this year | | 18% |
Darn his old fishnets | | 20% |
Krankenschwestern (nurses!) | | 17% |
Eddie would go without..... |
Pimps out his teddy at the local puppy park (he reeeeaaaallllly didn't like his teddy [*eyebrow^ *]) | | 36% |
Spend less on Rock n Roll, Porn and Motorbikes, except the music, sex and speed aspects | | 22% |
'It'll be cold patooties from now on...' | | 22% |
Buy a 49cc moped | | 20% |
The Usherette would go without..... |
Buy Lidl ice cream instead of Ben & Jerrys | | 44% |
Not ice cream, that's for sure | | 23% |
Check between all the seat for discarded food to eat | | 22% |
Spend money on carrots instead of torch batteries | | 11% |
The Phantoms/Transylvanians would go without..... |
They will not eat ...not that they need to | | 46% |
Spend more time huddled together to keep warm, so less heating bills | | 30% |
Buy less Pokemon cards | | 16% |
Bypass the show and start following the actors home | | 10% |