Frank would kiss this person..... |
Lady GaGa - because he likes weird | | 24% |
Anyone with or without a pulse | | 24% |
A mirror | | 19% |
Fay Ray - becuase he wants to be dressed just the same! | | 19% |
Freddie murcury because they both look alike | | 14% |
Brad would kiss this person..... |
His one true love | | 33% |
Marilyn Monroe because she was an American icon | | 29% |
President Nixon - he likes someone who doesn't quit | | 19% |
Louis Spence -because Brad is adaptable | | 14% |
Stephen Hawkings | | 5% |
Janet would kiss this person..... |
Tim Curry -becuase he might just toucha toucha touch me! | | 38% |
Rocky as he's perfect | | 29% |
Brad of course | | 19% |
Superman as he's perfect | | 14% |
Paris Hilton |
| 0% |
The Narrator would kiss this person..... |
Someone he met on a strange journey | | 23% |
His Booky Wook | | 23% |
Helen Mirran -he thinks she was sexy in 'The Queen' | | 23% |
Enid Blyton cos she wrote such lovely books | | 23% |
The thanksgiving turkey | | 8% |
Riff Raff would kiss this person..... |
Magenta - makes a change from all that elbow sex | | 38% |
Helena Bonham-Carter...looks like magenta | | 38% |
Dracula so he could bite his neck | | 14% |
Tha Candyman | | 5% |
Rhianna -because she dresses like my seestaaa! | | 5% |
Magenta would kiss this person..... |
Eddie Izzard -who else could handle Magenta! | | 33% |
Riff Raff as incest can be fun | | 28% |
Columbia - the whole state | | 19% |
A ball of fluff with eyes from Transylvania called 'Poof' | | 10% |
Igor...looks like her riffy | | 10% |
Columbia would kiss this person..... |
Eddie cos she loves him | | 47% |
Whoever gets to number one in the charts | | 19% |
Pat Quinn but only if she'll change her first name to 'Se' | | 14% |
Cher (from the X factor)...both ANNOYING! | | 10% |
Justin Beeber -she wants a part in HSM part 3 | | 10% |
Rocky would kiss this person..... |
Paris Hilton - no IQ conflict and her dogs are tiny! | | 46% |
Bullwinkle | | 28% |
Frank of course | | 15% |
Rhymes with 'Gannet' | | 10% |
Charles Atlas because he wished he made him | | 1% |
Dr.Scott would kiss this person..... |
Janet - he's always wanted to | | 43% |
Marlena Dietrict - ich libre dict! | | 19% |
Speed Racer - nice wheels | | 14% |
His sister - that's why he looks like Eddie | | 14% |
Ein Frauline | | 10% |
Eddie would kiss this person..... |
Playchick of the month - every month snapped off in the freezer | | 47% |
Dieter Von Tesse - she's hot patootie! | | 24% |
Columbia - she's so sweet | | 14% |
A bat - out of hell? | | 10% |
Jack Black...rocker | | 5% |
The Usherette would kiss this person..... |
Ben or Jerry, she's not fussy | | 46% |
Jannete Scott - just to try it | | 28% |
Micheal Rennie - so that the earth can stand still! | | 19% |
A Hot Dog | | 6% |
Mr Kiora | | 1% |
The Phantoms/Transylvanians would kiss this person..... |
Each Other | | 42% |
The great and powerful O'Brien | | 28% |
Ozzy Osbourne cos he was in Black Sabbath | | 10% |
Cliff Richard - because he was also always in the shadows! | | 10% |
The Spice Girls - but they draw the line at Scary | | 10% |