Frank would be played by..... |
Johnny Depp | | 58% |
Eddie Izzard | | 21% |
Brad Pitt | | 11% |
Daniel Craig | | 5% |
Daniel Day-Lewis | | 5% |
Brad would be played by..... |
Matt Smith | | 33% |
Russell Brand | | 28% |
Tom Cruise | | 24% |
Kenny from South Park! | | 10% |
Mcnulty from the WIre | | 5% |
Janet would be played by..... |
Jessica Alba | | 42% |
angelina jolie | | 21% |
Nicole Kidman | | 21% |
Miss USA | | 11% |
Milla Jovovich | | 5% |
The Narrator would be played by..... |
Tim Curry | | 50% |
Andrew Lloyd Webber | | 15% |
Sir Elton John | | 15% |
Lord Alan Sugar | | 15% |
Steven Segal | | 5% |
Riff Raff would be played by..... |
Stephen Merchant | | 35% |
Christian Bale | | 30% |
Eddie Murphy | | 15% |
Joe Pesci | | 10% |
Jason Statham | | 10% |
Magenta would be played by..... |
Megan Fox | | 35% |
Annie Lennox | | 25% |
Tina Turner | | 20% |
Patsy Kensit | | 10% |
Elle Macpherson | | 10% |
Columbia would be played by..... |
Christina Ricci | | 46% |
Paula Abdul | | 16% |
Rihanna | | 16% |
Prince | | 11% |
Sarah Hadland (from 'Miranda') | | 11% |
Rocky would be played by..... |
Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson | | 42% |
Robbie Williams (again!) | | 32% |
Madonna | | 16% |
Wayne Rooney (and an autocue) | | 5% |
Arnie (and some cgi) | | 5% |
Dr.Scott would be played by..... |
Simon Cowell (know it all!) | | 38% |
Michael Caine | | 28% |
Joe from Family Guy | | 17% |
Any of the Rolling Stones | | 11% |
John Goodman | | 6% |
Eddie would be played by..... |
Jack Black | | 45% |
Meatloaf | | 25% |
Charlie Sheen | | 20% |
Laurence Fishburne | | 5% |
Hugh Jackman | | 5% |
The Usherette would be played by..... |
Lady Gaga | | 40% |
Annie Lennox | | 25% |
Justin Beiber | | 15% |
Gwen Stefani | | 15% |
Sarah Jessica Parker | | 5% |
The Phantoms/Transylvanians would be played by..... |
Diversity and Spellbound | | 46% |
Ant and Dec x2 | | 16% |
Boyzone | | 16% |
The Back Street Boys | | 11% |
Westlife | | 11% |