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  Rocky Horror Poll results Number 6 - December 1999
What Christmas present would you buy for a Rocky character?
Suggested by TWW
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Presents for Frank
| Laser proof vest/corset | Then he wouldn't die at the end of the show/movie |
| Action Man (Lunch Box edition) | He could then have a nibble any time he fancied a bit. |
| A candy necklace(y'know Sweets on a bit of elastic) | Brad stole his pearl necklace. |
| A Black and Decker hedge trimmer | ????? |
| Rubber bed and shackles set | Do you really want mw to answer that one? I'm sure you know why as we all want to don't we. |
| A pair of seamed stockings not fishnets | He seems to lack them |
Presents for Brad
| A mobile phone!!! | Isn't it obvious? |
| A pair of handcuffs | To see if he knew what to do with them!! |
Presents for Janet
| Shall we just say 'something from Ann Summers' (rhymes with "zildo" or "zibrater") | Because when she succumbs to latent sexual urges and then is torn aways from the people that promoted that as soon as she excepted her sexuality , she was probably left very confused. now that she has become a very sexual person and is married to brad who until the end of the movie was still trying to deny his sexuality , she is probably left very unsatisfied sexually :}. And of course to keep her satisfied after Frank's death |
| Lesbian Lover | After having frank no other MAN could really match up to it could they. |
Presents for Riff-Raff
| plastic surgery session |
...what hump...? |
| A bottle of BLACK hair dye and a crimper | Georgie's hair at the start of the tour was better than the copy of thefilm hair / HE'S GOT CRAP BLOND HAIR NOW!!!!!!!!!!! TURN IT BACK!!!!!!!!!! |
| Shall we just say 'something from Ann Summers' (rhymes with "zildo") | he could put it to real use instead on on top of his head when he takes over the film. |
| Big cuddly teddy bear | He thinks that nobody likes him and it might make him feel better! |
Presents for Magenta
| A teddy bear | It could remind her of Eddie |
| Large bottle of Tia Maria, Vodka and cola | Then she can have black russian's and they are yum. Plus she is the princess of darkness, like Tia Maria. |
| Bottle of de-frizz hair serum | ! |
Columbia
| Audition for a Broadway show | She has all that hidden talent |
Presents for Rocky
| Packet of top-up peroxide | Roots are such a nightmare... |
Presents for Eddie
| New Leg. | It's not Christmas yet and what with the mellenium cellebrations he can't afford to get legless till about the 24th of December!!! |
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Jar of ointment and a plaster | ! |
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New mototcycle | I think he desirves one. |
Presents for Narrator
| New neck | Obvious really |
| Dancing in high heels lessons | He needs them |
Presents for The Usherette
| Popcorn Machine |
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| Ticket to Hollywood (circa. 1952...) |
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Presents for The Phantoms
| Set of re-chargable batteries | Their torches keep running out during
the show!!! |
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