Frank would be doing this....

Rent an old Steve Reeves movie		40%
Knit himself a man		28%
Party		22%
Sip at a Martini		10%

Brad would be doing this....

Sew labels on his y-fronts		30%
Read a good book		27%
Count the rain drops		22%
Hugging Janet		15%
Go out for a nice drive		6%

Janet would be doing this....

Rocky		70%
Reading Brides magazine		22%
Flower arranging		8%

The Narrator would be doing this....

Crosswords		32%
Table dancing		30%
Read a dictionary		29%
A bit of bubbly		7%
Surf the internet		2%

Riff Raff would be doing this....

Something with Magenta		31%
Spying on the others		28%
Polish his lazer		25%
Moaning		10%
Training the dogs		6%

Magenta would be doing this....

Paint her nails with columbia		34%
Screaming, shifting, & light dusting		34%
Dreaming about home		20%
Sulk		6%
Laundry		6%

Columbia would be doing this....

Join Eddie in the icebox		48%
Tap dancing		24%
Take a bubble bath with Frank		20%
Reading Heat magazine		8%

Rocky Horror would be doing this....

Work out		60%
Go out in the rain and pose		18%
Play with his... toy cars		10%
Play strip poker		10%
Watch daytime TV		2%

Dr. Scott would be doing this....

Extreme wheelchairing in the lab		43%
Darn his fishnets		25%
Study the Argos catalogue		15%
Learn English without an accent		15%
Study at the library		2%

Eddie would be doing this....

Read rock and roll porn		30%
Work on his motorcycle		26%
Listen to rock and roll music		24%
Clean his spare parts		10%
Laying motionless		10%

the Usherette would be doing this....

Play with her (bunny) rabbit		32%
Place popcorn in size order		30%
Recharge her batteries		25%
Wait for the lights to go off		13%

The Phantoms would be doing this....

Scare people		50%
Play hide and seek		15%
Make an indoor tent		15%
Jumping in puddles		15%
Making mischief		5%