A new man with blonde hair and a tan | | 50% |
Stockings full of things | | 20% |
Fuzzy handcuffs | | 16% |
Chocolate fountain | | 14% |
Glasses with built in windscreen wipers | | 34% |
Y-fronts and socks | | 26% |
Contact lenses | | 19% |
Driving gloves... and a new spare tyre | | 11% |
A where's wally book | | 10% |
A Grow your own neck kit | | 40% |
A new book (he's been reading that last one for such a long time) | | 38% |
A trip around the world | | 10% |
Encyclopaedia Brittannia | | 8% |
A new dinner jacket | | 4% |
The updated Laser Beam gun | | 35% |
A comb | | 34% |
A Flatscreen Monitor | | 15% |
Respect from Frank | | 10% |
A kitten | | 6% |
She asks for nothing!! | | 38% |
Riff Raff in under pants | | 30% |
Booze | | 10% |
Moon-cream lotion for her days on the beaches of Transylvania | | 10% |
A brand-new feather-duster | | 7% |
Ann Summers Gift Vouchers | | 5% |
Framed portrait of her and Eddie | | 30% |
Meatloafs greatest hits album | | 30% |
Tap shoes duh! | | 15% |
Pink hair dye and some glittery hair spray | | 15% |
Iceland Freezer Vouchers | | 10% |
A brain? A heart? Some courage? | | 32% |
Meat! | | 25% |
Candy-Apple-Red gym equipment | | 25% |
Clothes | | 10% |
A ticket out of there | | 8% |
Fishnet tights (they grew on him) | | 35% |
Stephen Hawking's wheelchair | | 33% |
WD40 | | 20% |
A chemistry set | | 6% |
Mein Kampf - a first edition, signed | | 4% |
Mostache trimmer | | 2% |
A fishnet stockingful of candy | | 38% |
Popcorn machine | | 20% |
The collected works of Ray Harryhausen | | 18% |
Promotion to projectionist | | 14% |
Wind up torch | | 10% |
Twister board game | | 32% |
Something dark and mysterious | | 30% |
Day of the Dead DVD collection | | 13% |
Peace on Earth - War on Transylvania | | 13% |
Nicer sunglasses | | 12% |