Frank would make this resolution...... |
To build a new man complete with better vocabulary | | 50% |
Spend more time in bed | | 32% |
To treat riff raff better | | 7% |
Visit his mother more often | | 7% |
To straighten his hair | | 4% |
Brad would make this resolution...... |
To wear better underwear | | 30% |
Not to be such an arshole | | 20% |
Become Mayor of Denton | | 20% |
Give up the fags | | 12% |
Treat himself to the entire DVD collection of 'Star Trek' | | 10% |
Buy Janet a new ring | | 8% |
Janet would make this resolution...... |
Shag anything that moves | | 35% |
Not to be a slut | | 20% |
Improve her cooking | | 20% |
Stop taking 'rides' from strange men lying in tanks | | 15% |
To carry a bottle of "anti-frizz" for hair | | 10% |
The Narrator would make this resolution...... |
To try his very hardest to grow a neck | | 31% |
To further his career | | 25% |
Stop letting the mean neck jokes get to him... | | 16% |
To ensure he has enough Batteries for his glowing globe | | 16% |
Add another shiny book for his collection | | 12% |
Riff Raff would make this resolution...... |
Not to kill anyone...ooops | | 35% |
Buy more blonde hair dye | | 20% |
Stop intimidating the nice guests | | 17% |
To buy a longer tunic for his finale | | 14% |
To keep away from Magenta | | 14% |
Magenta would make this resolution...... |
To remember to ask for at least a few things rather than nothing | | 34% |
To try and keep her hair under control | | 21% |
Try and clean the house more often | | 18% |
Buy a glittery thong | | 15% |
Cut down on Riff | | 12% |
Columbia would make this resolution...... |
Must remember to ask what's for dinner | | 37% |
To marry eddie | | 25% |
To squeak less and try to speak normally | | 21% |
Experiment with other crazy hair colours | | 12% |
Buy a different sparkly waistcoat | | 5% |
Rocky would make this resolution...... |
Learn a language such as English | | 37% |
To get away from the madness | | 18% |
Work out more often | | 15% |
Wear clothes | | 15% |
Wax | | 15% |
Dr.Scott would make this resolution...... |
To invest in a motorised wheelchair and put pictures on ebay of him with stockings on | | 36% |
See the fourth Reich | | 24% |
To try and speak in a less stupid accent | | 15% |
Lose the accent | | 15% |
To be happy | | 10% |
Eddie would make this resolution...... |
To stay out of freezers | | 39% |
To subscribe to "rock and roll porn" and get a 25% discount | | 32% |
Try bursting through cardboard as Ice is painful. | | 10% |
Think about the classics more | | 10% |
Not be naughty | | 9% |
The Usherette would make this resolution...... |
To get a better job | | 32% |
Try a different colour lipstick | | 30% |
To serve them well | | 20% |
Invent a new flavour of ice-cream | | 14% |
Less Insane giggling | | 4% |
The Phantoms would make this resolution...... |
Buy shades other than those found in Poundland | | 35% |
Go somewhere darker | | 20% |
My new years resolution is to not have one | | 18% |
To not wear suits | | 17% |
Meet some new friends | | 10% |