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What would each character have written on their tombstone?
Suggested by Lizzi R
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Frank would have this on a tombstone......
Don't dream it, be it.50%
His last wish was to be laid here- again20%
He was up for anything15%
Here lies a man, a woman, another man and a hermaphrydite10%
Shagged Out5%

Brad would have this on a tombstone......
Dammit Janet 44%
Arse-in-a-hole24%
Clean cut American boy who liked anagrams20%
Here lies Brad Majors - well he lied to Janet anyway9%
Sucked to death3%

Janet would have this on a tombstone......
A wonderful lover, just don't tell her husband28%
Beloved Wife, Friend and Slut20%
I'm cold, I'm wet, I'm just plain dead20%
As sweet as apple pie16%
Touch-a Touch-a Touch me12%
Screamed and elated4%

The Narrator would have this on a tombstone......
Here lies someone who took us on a journey32%
He would like if he may to take you on a strange journey32%
Died of suffocation due to lack of neck20%
Sadly Missed - the point10%
Feeding the (book) worms6%

Riff Raff would have this on a tombstone......
Not Dead - just sleeping. No really, I mean it. Dig me up please!60%
FrankenFurter it's all over20%
Here lies a man buried with his sister10%
Avenge me!5%
Don't stand on my hump!5%

Magenta would have this on a tombstone......
The void has called36%
I shall do zee Time Varp no more32%
Red and Dead12%
It's so dreamy12%
Dun Dusting8%

Columbia would have this on a tombstone......
She felt it was great when it all began28%
Tapped Out24%
The last of the Glitter Gang20%
Thank you, Riff Raff. We could stand her no longer16%
A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes8%
Well I was walking down the street4%

Rocky would have this on a tombstone......
Died Just Seven Hours Old- Truly Beautiful to Behold40%
He was a man of few words30%
Creature of the night12%
Honed and hard till the end10%
Arrh8%

Dr.Scott would have this on a tombstone......
I knew I was in with a bad crowd70%
Underground in a Bunker once more15%
Guten Nacht, Meine Susse Kopf10%
Ein - Died5%

Eddie would have this on a tombstone......
I really loved that Rock n Roll52%
Rubbin' shoulders with Elvis20%
His last words were....That looks sharp18%
He died with his boots on5%
We'll Remember you forever Eddie, sorry wrong movie5%

The Usherette would have this on a tombstone......
Her torch went out40%
Resting in the Back Row40%
She loved a good film10%
Let's have a minutes silence - stop eating the popcorn!5%
Ice cream, lollipops, all free today5%

The Phantoms would have this on a tombstone......
Lovely Party!36%
Together always, in life and death.35%
We're having fun in Hell20%
Hastily buried while not quite dead10%
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