| Frank would have a book called...... |
| Dont Dream It, Be It |  | 40% |
| Cards for sorrow cards for pain |  | 25% |
| Pleasure Paradise |  | 20% |
| Sweet Transvestite: Reprise |  | 15% |
| Brad would have a book called...... |
| There and Back Again: An Asshole's Tale |  | 36% |
| Take this dream away |  | 32% |
| Why I married a slut |  | 16% |
| A Comprehensive History of a Twerp |  | 10% |
| Blowout |  | 6% |
| Janet would have a book called...... |
| Like a Virgin |  | 31% |
| Touched, many times |  | 24% |
| How I learnt to stop complaining and love sex |  | 21% |
| I'm a muscle fan! |  | 20% |
| Virgin |  | 4% |
| The Narrator would have a book called...... |
| A book you will remember for a very long time |  | 45% |
| A Very Strange Story |  | 20% |
| Life without a neck |  | 20% |
| The script |  | 8% |
| My life is based on a true story. |  | 7% |
| Riff Raff would have a book called...... |
| Madness Takes it's Toll |  | 50% |
| He never liked me |  | 24% |
| Paranoid: The story of a not so faithful handyman |  | 16% |
| Servants always enter from the rear |  | 10% |
| Magenta would have a book called...... |
| I see all |  | 44% |
| Feather dusters, The Time Warp and sex with a sibling |  | 27% |
| He's lucky, I'm lucky, You're lucky, We're all lucky |  | 17% |
| Relationships of a Domestic |  | 12% |
| Columbia would have a book called...... |
| Sequins, Glitter and Tap Shoes |  | 46% |
| A regular Frankie fan |  | 24% |
| A Snake of a Guy |  | 12% |
| Of Mice and Women |  | 12% |
| Columbia Picture |  | 6% |
| Rocky would have a book called...... |
| How can he have a biography? He only lived 7 hours |  | 29% |
| mI Lyf by Roky Horor |  | 20% |
| The creation speaks |  | 18% |
| In Just Seven Days... |  | 12% |
| I'm just seven hours old |  | 12% |
| Ugh |  | 9% |
| Dr.Scott would have a book called...... |
| Ze life of Dr. Scott.... Or should we sy Dr. Von Scott! |  | 35% |
| Live life for the thrill |  | 25% |
| Ein Book |  | 21% |
| Mein Kampfing trip |  | 19% |
| Eddie would have a book called...... |
| Sax drugs and rock and roll |  | 70% |
| Not quite Graceland |  | 12% |
| Delivery Boy Blues |  | 6% |
| Cheap Little Punk |  | 6% |
| Hot Patootieing |  | 6% |
| The Usherette would have a book called...... |
| Life in the Back Row |  | 30% |
| This is how my message ran |  | 25% |
| How to cope with sticky theatre floors |  | 15% |
| Trixies of the trade |  | 10% |
| Icecream isnt always sweet |  | 10% |
| Popcorn for Sale: An Usherette's Tale |  | 10% |
| The Phantoms would have a book called...... |
| Life in the shadows |  | 35% |
| One Big Orgy |  | 35% |
| lovely party |  | 20% |
| ghosts, gouls and phantoms |  | 10% |