| Frank would choose this to eat...... |
| Rocky |  | 38% |
| The executioner |  | 24% |
| Eddie |  | 20% |
| Bananas and strawberries |  | 6% |
A Cassarole made from "Take That" |  | 6% |
| Hot Dog |  | 3% |
| Plastic Gloves with a sauce of insanity |  | 3% |
| Brad would choose this to eat...... |
| Whatever Janet makes him |  | 44% |
| Smoked ham and mashed potatoes |  | 19% |
| Boiled egg sandwich |  | 15% |
| A Square Meal |  | 12% |
| Nutella. Just Nutella |  | 8% |
| Turkey twizzlers |  | 2% |
| Janet would choose this to eat...... |
| Apple pie |  | 40% |
| Slut au vin |  | 20% |
| 'Rock' Cakes |  | 16% |
| Salad |  | 12% |
| Packet of pop tarts & a bottle of Mailbu |  | 12% |
| The Narrator would choose this to eat...... |
| A cigar and a glass of port |  | 72% |
| No Picnic! |  | 13% |
| Soup and a Roll |  | 10% |
| Haggis (tons of it) |  | 5% |
| Riff Raff would choose this to eat...... |
| Revenge (served ice cold) |  | 40% |
| Contents of Magenta's underwear drawer |  | 24% |
| Roadkill |  | 21% |
| fresh blood |  | 8% |
| Something big enough to put it off for a few days |  | 4% |
| Bacon sarnie |  | 3% |
| Magenta would choose this to eat...... |
| A slice of Riff's hump |  | 32% |
| Anything she prepares herself |  | 20% |
| Roastbeef with strawberry sauce |  | 17% |
| Liver and onions |  | 16% |
| French toast |  | 15% |
| Columbia would choose this to eat...... |
| Meatloaf |  | 28% |
| Lollipops, bags and bags of Lollipops |  | 24% |
| Vanilla ice cream with chocolate syrup topping |  | 24% |
| No meat! Please! |  | 12% |
| Hash brownies |  | 12% |
| Rocky would choose this to eat...... |
| Umm... Food? |  | 35% |
| Raw eggs |  | 25% |
| Protein shake and a bunch of bananas |  | 23% |
| Ice cream in a cone with sprinkles and teddy bear wafer |  | 10% |
| Bag of sugar |  | 7% |
| Dr.Scott would choose this to eat...... |
| Schnitzel |  | 25% |
| Sauerkraut |  | 25% |
| A enormous Bratwurst |  | 20% |
| Strudel |  | 15% |
| French Food |  | 15% |
| Eddie would choose this to eat...... |
| Just booze |  | 34% |
| Meatloaf |  | 33% |
| Hot Dogs |  | 20% |
| Anything deep fried |  | 9% |
| Greasy food |  | 4% |
| The Usherette would choose this to eat...... |
| Popcorn |  | 32% |
| Knickerbocker Glory |  | 21% |
| Toffee apples |  | 21% |
| A van full of Ice-cream |  | 16% |
| A Twix Bar |  | 10% |
| The Phantoms would choose this to eat...... |
| They can't die, but they'd ask for caviar just for the hell of it |  | 45% |
| Crispy fried Bats |  | 23% |
| They all die with an empty stomach |  | 12% |
| Anything Mexican |  | 11% |
| The contents of the hoover bag |  | 9% |