| Frank would make this resolution...... |
| To sleep with as many beings as possible |  | 32% |
| Invent a laser proof corset |  | 31% |
| Stay in one solid relationship for more than a week |  | 30% |
| To go home to Transexual once in a while |  | 7% |
| Brad would make this resolution...... |
| Always carry a spare tyre |  | 60% |
| Buy a Haynes manual & get car serviced |  | 18% |
| To get a life and stop being so uptight |  | 18% |
| Drink less milk |  | 4% |
| Janet would make this resolution...... |
| Be faithful to Brad |  | 70% |
| Be her own person dont always copy Betty Monroe. |  | 22% |
| Marry Brad |  | 8% |
| The Narrator would make this resolution...... |
| To get a neck |  | 32% |
| Solve the mystery |  | 28% |
| Learn some latin dance moves |  | 21% |
| Get out more, watch television, just read less books! |  | 10% |
| Join the library |  | 9% |
| Riff Raff would make this resolution...... |
| Have sex with Magenta |  | 29% |
| Relax and learn not to get annoyed at Frank |  | 28% |
| Get hump removal surgery. |  | 28% |
| Learn to love himself again |  | 9% |
| Not to get the hump |  | 6% |
| Magenta would make this resolution...... |
| To do more spying |  | 36% |
| Not to be so houseproud |  | 27% |
| Have more sex with Riff Raff |  | 15% |
| Get her hair chemically straightened |  | 15% |
| Pitch on dragons den with her cosmic duster |  | 7% |
| Columbia would make this resolution...... |
| Learn to sing in a lower key, so dogs alone no longer hear her |  | 32% |
| To get herself a boyfriend who looks just like Eddie |  | 30% |
| Stop falling for men with half a brain |  | 24% |
| Win strictly come dancing |  | 14% |
| Rocky would make this resolution...... |
| To, er, learn stuff- anything!! |  | 48% |
| Finish the alphabet |  | 20% |
| See the world |  | 18% |
| Celebrate at least one birthday |  | 7% |
| Go to the Gym more often |  | 7% |
| Dr.Scott would make this resolution...... |
| To perfect his Sonic Transducer |  | 72% |
| Finish his paper on Alien Abductions |  | 28% |
| Eddie would make this resolution...... |
| To haunt Frank- the bastard!! |  | 45% |
| Drive the fastest lap on top gear! |  | 31% |
| Get another tattoo |  | 11% |
| Go on the Lemon Detox diet |  | 9% |
| Have sex with Columbia |  | 4% |
| The Usherette would make this resolution...... |
| To expand her movie collection (maybe get some more up-to-date ones?) |  | 36% |
| Get a hobby or a hubby |  | 34% |
| Get a job as an air hostess |  | 19% |
| Eat less ice-cream |  | 11% |
| The Phantoms would make this resolution...... |
| To take dance classes so their dancing will be even groovier! |  | 61% |
| Give up wearing black |  | 28% |
| Find Lord Lucan |  | 7% |
| Get a puppy each. |  | 4% |