| My sex slave |  | 31% |
| Building the Ken dolls (Barbie's boyfriend) |  | 17% |
| TV adverts for Washing-up liquid |  | 15% |
| Pretending to be Jim Morrison |  | 7% |
| Sex Guide Writing |  | 7% |
| Sexual therapy |  | 7% |
| Shopping in Anne Summers |  | 6% |
| Knitting |  | 6% |
| Politics |  | 4% |
| Collecting Paper Clips and other assorted stationary |  | 37% |
| Littlewoods catalogue pants modelling |  | 25% |
| Doorstop |  | 9% |
| My sex slave |  | 9% |
| Trainspotting |  | 6% |
| Wrestling (WWF) |  | 3% |
| Stamp collecting |  | 3% |
| Body building |  | 3% |
| Knitting |  | 3% |
| Rugby |  | 2% |
| Cooking - she needs to improve her apple pie |  | 34% |
| Womens sexual liberation society |  | 15% |
| Licking stamps at the Post Office |  | 9% |
| Bondage |  | 9% |
| Needlecraft |  | 6% |
| Stripping |  | 6% |
| Sadomasochism |  | 6% |
| Solicitor (!) |  | 6% |
| Feminist activist |  | 3% |
| Mannequin |  | 3% |
| Writing erotic poetry |  | 3% |
| Taking over the world Mr. Bond |  | 32% |
| Cabaret in Brighton |  | 15% |
| Perfecting his Timewarp |  | 9% |
| Snail training |  | 9% |
| Rapper |  | 9% |
| Internet Hacker |  | 9% |
| Amateur weather forecasting |  | 5% |
| Making audio books |  | 5% |
| Librarian/Reading books |  | 5% |
| Ventriloquist |  | 2% |
| Sideshow at the fair |  | 19% |
| Astronomy (so he knows where the castle is going) |  | 12% |
| Ancient Greek Philosophy |  | 12% |
| Hairdressing |  | 12% |
| Avon personel |  | 9% |
| Chiropractor |  | 9% |
| Tailoring (suit you sir!) |  | 9% |
| Halloween costumes |  | 2.5% |
| Museum tour guide |  | 2.5% |
| D.I.Y. |  | 2.5% |
| Building space craft |  | 1.5% |
| Doctors & nurses |  | 26% |
| Sticking her fingers into sockets |  | 20% |
| Clairvoyant |  | 15% |
| Reading childrens bed time stories |  | 15% |
| Running her very own brownie pack |  | 8% |
| Collecting accents and dialects |  | 8% |
| Cleaning |  | 4% |
| Hairdresser/Model |  | 4% |
| A vow of silence |  | 26% |
| Redcoat |  | 20% |
| Tap dancing |  | 17% |
| Watching Disney movies |  | 15% |
| Glastonbury |  | 6% |
| German Expressionism Films |  | 6% |
| Keep fit/Kickboxing (stress relief) |  | 6% |
| Archaeology |  | 4% |
| Learning his alphabet |  | 29% |
| Speech therapy |  | 21% |
| Weight training/Working out |  | 11% |
| Aromatherapy massage |  | 11% |
| Chip frying |  | 9% |
| Eating lots of cream cakes |  | 9% |
| Watching the telly |  | 6% |
| Reading |  | 4% |
| Collecting war memrobilia |  | 20% |
| Eddie - impersonating Dr Scott |  | 20% |
| Brain surgeon |  | 12% |
| Pizza delivery |  | 12% |
| Motorbiking |  | 9% |
| Wig making |  | 9% |
| German history |  | 9% |
| Brass rubbing |  | 7% |
| Therapy |  | 2% |
| Blowing bubbles |  | 19% |
| Lighthouse keeper |  | 15.5% |
| Bare back riding |  | 15.5% |
| Roller Skating |  | 15.5% |
| Being tank girl |  | 15.5% |
| Cinema |  | 9% |
| Perfecting/eating popcorn |  | 6% |
| Chartered accountancy |  | 4% |