| Frank would have this done..... |
| Nothing - he's perfect in every way |  | 58% |
| Breast Implants |  | 21% |
| Botox in his lips |  | 11% |
| Penis enlargement |  | 5% |
| Boob job - just like Jordon |  | 5% |
| Brad would have this done..... |
| Better body |  | 35% |
| Abbs |  | 25% |
| Pectorial implants and chest hair |  | 20% |
| Penis enlargement! |  | 15% |
| Head transplant |  | 5% |
| Janet would have this done..... |
| Facelift - but better than Betty Monroe has! |  | 35% |
| Virginity-replacement |  | 30% |
| Breast enlargement |  | 25% |
| A third superboob |  | 10% |
| Laser eye sight correction |
| 0% |
| The Narrator would have this done..... |
| Two necks. That'd show us. |  | 50% |
| Removal of large book-shaped growth on hands |  | 30% |
| Face lift |  | 10% |
| Extra arm -so I can hold book, sherry, and cigerette holder |  | 10% |
| A third ear - no wait he has one in his pocket |
| 0% |
| Riff Raff would have this done..... |
| Lazer eye surgery! -so as he can have lazers in his eyes |  | 40% |
| Whatever Magenta loves made bigger |  | 35% |
| Hair replacement |  | 10% |
| Hump removed |  | 10% |
| Unmatched spat removal |  | 5% |
| Magenta would have this done..... |
| Re-attachment of her siamiese twin -aka Riff Raff |  | 42% |
| Eye lash tattoos |  | 26% |
| A ball of fluff with eyes from Transylvania called 'Poof' |  | 16% |
| Even skinnier body |  | 11% |
| Botox in her cheeks |  | 5% |
| Columbia would have this done..... |
| Sequin implants |  | 42% |
| Lower her voice a few octaves |  | 33% |
| Some added height |  | 10% |
| Two more legs so she can accompany herself tapping |  | 10% |
| Nose job |  | 5% |
| Rocky would have this done..... |
| Nothing: he's already perfect |  | 45% |
| Rest of the brain transplant |  | 20% |
| Tattoo - wherever Frank says he wants it |  | 20% |
| Even more muscles |  | 10% |
| Removal of very small mole on his buttock -an imperfection! |  | 5% |
| Dr.Scott would have this done..... |
| Ein bigger brain |  | 35% |
| Leg replacement surgery |  | 35% |
| Full male to female sex change |  | 20% |
| Accent removal surgery |  | 10% |
| Make him look younger |
| 0% |
| Eddie would have this done..... |
| He'd like his brain back please, but someone's using it |  | 45% |
| Sew back on a little something that snapped off in the freezer |  | 35% |
| Hair and scalp transplant |  | 15% |
| Facial scar revision |  | 5% |
| Liposuction |
| 0% |
| The Usherette would have this done..... |
| Nothing, she's just perfect :) mmmmmm |  | 40% |
| See in the dark eyes |  | 20% |
| Improved taste buds - sweet only |  | 15% |
| An extra set of arms for serving refreshments |  | 15% |
| Lip botox |  | 10% |
| The Phantoms/Transylvanians would have this done..... |
| Mynah birds with sleek black feathers and no names |  | 36% |
| something that made them look like each other |  | 31% |
| Their ears pinned back and teeth straightened |  | 16% |
| Skin lightening |  | 11% |
| Liposuction - without the lipo bit |  | 6% |