| Frank would bring this foodstuff..... |
| A Hot Dog with mistletoe |  | 32% |
| His Yule Log |  | 26% |
| Eddie burgers |  | 21% |
| A large, delicious, spiced bird |  | 16% |
| (A) Toast |  | 5% |
| Brad would bring this foodstuff..... |
| A 'square' meal |  | 40% |
| Turkey (cooked by the little woman) |  | 20% |
| Something traditional |  | 15% |
| Two small sprouts |  | 15% |
| A packet of Polo (ass)holes |  | 10% |
| Janet would bring this foodstuff..... |
| Apple Pie in the shape of a pudding |  | 45% |
| Chicken fillets |  | 20% |
| A Hershey bar - that's all she has |  | 15% |
| Two enormous milky puddings |  | 15% |
| Something un-opened |  | 5% |
| The Narrator would bring this foodstuff..... |
| A Turkey, with no neck! |  | 37% |
| An empty gingerbread house. In the middle of the night... |  | 26% |
| Just some Port |  | 21% |
| Cous Cous (Ainsley reference there) |  | 16% |
| An ear - lightly fried |
| 0% |
| Riff Raff would bring this foodstuff..... |
| Candy from the candyman |  | 31% |
| Hump-back Whale steak |  | 21% |
| A little Whine |  | 16% |
| Frisbie platters of meat |  | 16% |
| An ambiguous sticky substance |  | 16% |
| Magenta would bring this foodstuff..... |
| A ball of fluff with eyes from Transylvania called 'Poof' |  | 52% |
| Some Mistletoe (it is poisonous after all) |  | 19% |
| Nothing (it's what she asks for) |  | 14% |
| Something Eddie-ble |  | 10% |
| A Bun (dance) |  | 5% |
| Columbia would bring this foodstuff..... |
| S&M's - Like M&M's but with more feeling |  | 33% |
| Icing |  | 29% |
| 'Tap'ioca pudding |  | 14% |
| Sponge cake |  | 14% |
| Short-bread |  | 10% |
| Rocky would bring this foodstuff..... |
| MEAT |  | 33% |
| Raw eggs and anything nutritious and high protein |  | 28% |
| Easter eggs |  | 17% |
| Hot, Cross, Buns |  | 11% |
| Rocky chocolate bars |  | 11% |
| Dr.Scott would bring this foodstuff..... |
| Frankfurters |  | 41% |
| Just Crackers |  | 16% |
| Wagon Wheels |  | 16% |
| Ein Wine |  | 16% |
| Something you need 7 forks to eat |  | 11% |
| Eddie would bring this foodstuff..... |
| Road Kill |  | 38% |
| Some cheese snapped off in the freezer |  | 28% |
| His own thighs |  | 17% |
| Something from a Little Chef |  | 11% |
| Brains in red wine |  | 6% |
| The Usherette would bring this foodstuff..... |
| Extortionately priced tiny tubs of Ben & Jerry's |  | 36% |
| Ice Cream |  | 31% |
| Popcorn |  | 16% |
| A full 12 course meal - she is a Cordon Bleu Chef in her spare time |  | 11% |
| A Christmas log in the shape of a torch |  | 6% |
| The Phantoms/Transylvanians would bring this foodstuff..... |
| Mynah birds with sleek black feathers and no names |  | 26% |
| Everything they can shoplift in time |  | 21% |
| A Bargain Bucket - no food, just a bucket |  | 21% |
| The |  | 21% |
| A 'Party 7' (remember them?) |  | 11% |