| Frank would kiss this person..... |
| Lady GaGa - because he likes weird |  | 24% |
| Anyone with or without a pulse |  | 24% |
| A mirror |  | 19% |
| Fay Ray - becuase he wants to be dressed just the same! |  | 19% |
| Freddie murcury because they both look alike |  | 14% |
| Brad would kiss this person..... |
| His one true love |  | 33% |
| Marilyn Monroe because she was an American icon |  | 29% |
| President Nixon - he likes someone who doesn't quit |  | 19% |
| Louis Spence -because Brad is adaptable |  | 14% |
| Stephen Hawkings |  | 5% |
| Janet would kiss this person..... |
| Tim Curry -becuase he might just toucha toucha touch me! |  | 38% |
| Rocky as he's perfect |  | 29% |
| Brad of course |  | 19% |
| Superman as he's perfect |  | 14% |
| Paris Hilton |
| 0% |
| The Narrator would kiss this person..... |
| Someone he met on a strange journey |  | 23% |
| His Booky Wook |  | 23% |
| Helen Mirran -he thinks she was sexy in 'The Queen' |  | 23% |
| Enid Blyton cos she wrote such lovely books |  | 23% |
| The thanksgiving turkey |  | 8% |
| Riff Raff would kiss this person..... |
| Magenta - makes a change from all that elbow sex |  | 38% |
| Helena Bonham-Carter...looks like magenta |  | 38% |
| Dracula so he could bite his neck |  | 14% |
| Tha Candyman |  | 5% |
| Rhianna -because she dresses like my seestaaa! |  | 5% |
| Magenta would kiss this person..... |
| Eddie Izzard -who else could handle Magenta! |  | 33% |
| Riff Raff as incest can be fun |  | 28% |
| Columbia - the whole state |  | 19% |
| A ball of fluff with eyes from Transylvania called 'Poof' |  | 10% |
| Igor...looks like her riffy |  | 10% |
| Columbia would kiss this person..... |
| Eddie cos she loves him |  | 47% |
| Whoever gets to number one in the charts |  | 19% |
| Pat Quinn but only if she'll change her first name to 'Se' |  | 14% |
| Cher (from the X factor)...both ANNOYING! |  | 10% |
| Justin Beeber -she wants a part in HSM part 3 |  | 10% |
| Rocky would kiss this person..... |
| Paris Hilton - no IQ conflict and her dogs are tiny! |  | 46% |
| Bullwinkle |  | 28% |
| Frank of course |  | 15% |
| Rhymes with 'Gannet' |  | 10% |
| Charles Atlas because he wished he made him |  | 1% |
| Dr.Scott would kiss this person..... |
| Janet - he's always wanted to |  | 43% |
| Marlena Dietrict - ich libre dict! |  | 19% |
| Speed Racer - nice wheels |  | 14% |
| His sister - that's why he looks like Eddie |  | 14% |
| Ein Frauline |  | 10% |
| Eddie would kiss this person..... |
| Playchick of the month - every month snapped off in the freezer |  | 47% |
| Dieter Von Tesse - she's hot patootie! |  | 24% |
| Columbia - she's so sweet |  | 14% |
| A bat - out of hell? |  | 10% |
| Jack Black...rocker |  | 5% |
| The Usherette would kiss this person..... |
| Ben or Jerry, she's not fussy |  | 46% |
| Jannete Scott - just to try it |  | 28% |
| Micheal Rennie - so that the earth can stand still! |  | 19% |
| A Hot Dog |  | 6% |
| Mr Kiora |  | 1% |
| The Phantoms/Transylvanians would kiss this person..... |
| Each Other |  | 42% |
| The great and powerful O'Brien |  | 28% |
| Ozzy Osbourne cos he was in Black Sabbath |  | 10% |
| Cliff Richard - because he was also always in the shadows! |  | 10% |
| The Spice Girls - but they draw the line at Scary |  | 10% |