| Frank would make..... |
| A man! Rocky. |  | 52% |
| A sex change machine |  | 27% |
| Telescopic high-heels |  | 7% |
| A person magnet, oh wait he is one |  | 7% |
| Some kind of anti-anti matter laser |  | 7% |
| Brad would make..... |
| Anything that would impress Dr Scott |  | 29% |
| Something square |  | 23% |
| A self repairing car tyre |  | 18% |
| A chastity belt for Janet |  | 18% |
| A chastity belt for himself |  | 12% |
| Janet would make..... |
| An Orgasmatron |  | 35% |
| Anything better than Betty Monroe could make |  | 29% |
| Apple Pie |  | 18% |
| Something that made her forget |  | 12% |
| A tracking device for Rocky |  | 6% |
| The Narrator would make..... |
| The 'anti-heckle' shotgun |  | 29% |
| A Picnic |  | 23% |
| A telescopic neck |  | 23% |
| One helluva story |  | 18% |
| An automatic page turning gizmo |  | 7% |
| Riff Raff would make..... |
| A laser capable of emitting, oh wait.... |  | 35% |
| Whatever he made, Frank would take the credit |  | 29% |
| Something to make Magenta smile |  | 18% |
| Helmets to go with the space suits |  | 12% |
| A framed portrait of himself as commander |  | 6% |
| Magenta would make..... |
| A 'Time to return to Transylvania' calendar |  | 39% |
| A model of a volcano, all red and erupting |  | 18% |
| A very large cooker (about 6ft) |  | 18% |
| A self polishing bannister rail |  | 18% |
| A Transylvanian/English phrase book, just change W to V |  | 7% |
| Columbia would make..... |
| A glitter bomb |  | 41% |
| A guy that stays with her for more than a week |  | 23% |
| Self tapping shoes so everyone can dance |  | 18% |
| Something to keep a 'Big Nothing' in |  | 12% |
| Pyjama's without holes |  | 6% |
| Rocky would make..... |
| What's science? |  | 31% |
| The teach yourself life in seven hours guide |  | 31% |
| Not so Dumb Bells |  | 19% |
| Laser proof spray tan |  | 13% |
| Lip Gloss |  | 6% |
| Dr.Scott would make..... |
| Something wheely good |  | 35% |
| An exo skeleton, so he can dance too |  | 23% |
| Something made of a metal that is not of this world |  | 18% |
| Business cards that say 'we meet at last' |  | 12% |
| Ein Stein Larger |  | 12% |
| Eddie would make..... |
| A ring for Columbia made from chewing gum wrappers |  | 34% |
| The ePad, like an iPad but only gets Rock N Roll, Porn and pictures of Motorbikes snapped off in the freezer |  | 18% |
| He'd get his uncle to make him something |  | 18% |
| A motorbike, he likes bikes |  | 18% |
| Chainsaw / Ice pick proof leathers |  | 12% |
| The Usherette would make..... |
| The diguise yourself as Magenta kit |  | 45% |
| The self refiling ice cream tray |  | 23% |
| The self sweeping stage |  | 18% |
| The self charging battery (for her torch!) |  | 7% |
| The self cleaning cinema seat |  | 7% |
| The Phantoms/Transylvanians would make..... |
| Their own space ship to get home |  | 29% |
| Something using Dark Matter |  | 29% |
| The BOGTF offer (Buy one get three free) |  | 18% |
| Invisibility cloaks |  | 12% |
| A black hole |  | 12% |