Frank would drink....

Screaming Orgasm		64%
A Slow Comfortable Screw		14%
Morphine		12%
Bloody Mary		10%

Brad would drink....

Ginger Beer		52%
Horlicks		21%
Orange juice		14%
Lemonade		9%
Coke		4%

Janet would drink....

A Virgin Mary		57%
Evian Water, spelt backwards is naive		24%
Screaming Orgasm		11%
Bud Lite		8%

The Narrator would drink....

Port		39%
Whiskey		24%
Sherry		20%
G & T		17%

Riff Raff would drink....

Snakebite		21%
Metz (Juddah man!)		18%
a pint of very bitter bitter		16%
He can't hold his drink...		16%
vodka absolut		14.5%
Anything WET		14.5%

Magenta would drink....

Everything		31%
Red Wine		26%
Domestos		19%
a Zombie cocktail		12%
Martini on the rocks		12%

Columbia would drink....

Red nipple		51%
Alco-pops		19%
Watermelon Bacardi		12%
Milkshake		10%
Tequila		8%

Rocky would drink....

Whatever he is handed		53%
Anything on the rocks		17%
Carrot Juice		12%
Sex On The Beach		10%
Water		8%

Dr.Scott would drink....

German Bier		50%
anyhting that has 'brau' on the end		31%
Scnapps		17%
Budweiser		12%

Eddie would drink....

6 pack and a bottle of thunderbird		85%
a Sidecar cocktail		7%
Slim Fast		5%
Whiskey		3%

The Usherette would drink....

Champagne that tastes just like Cherry Cola		47%
Champagne		26%
Martini		17%
Sherry		10%

The Phantoms would drink....

Absynth		34%
Moonshine		21.5%
Bucksfizz!		16.5%
Red Bull		15%
A keg o' beer		13%