Frank should resolve to.......

Never again split one brain between two		44%
To relieve his tension more often		30%
Buy a summer castle in Barcelona		15%
Not die		11%

Brad should resolve to.......

Carry a spare tyre		37%
Join the Junior Chamber of Commerce pool orgy		30%
Get a lifestyle		22%
Always use a hanky when sneezing		8%
Quit smoking		3%

Janet should resolve to.......

Stop chasing Creatures of the Night		29%
Stop having sex with ever one but Brad		26%
Get her asshole (Brad) tattooed		22%
Get a breast enlargment		15%
Try and stay faithfull		7%

The Narrator should resolve to.......

Save elecricity by switching the globe off		41%
Get a neck		37%
Do Shakespeare in the Mall		11%
Learn to dance		7%
Try to be more spontanious		4%

Riff Raff should resolve to.......

Get a tan		31%
Quilt a new space suit		27%
Have better posture		21%
Gain new friends		21%

Magenta should resolve to.......

Stop giving her brother a hand		29%
Stop sexually abusing stuffed animals		29%
Learn to dust with two free hands		18%
Be more polite to house guests		12%
Always use hair conditioner		12%

Columbia should resolve to.......

Take her tap shoes off in bed		34%
Find a new guy		26%
Show more nipple		22%
Cut down on the vodka		12%
Show less nipple		6%

Rocky should resolve to.......

Control his libido		37%
Reach at least 8 hours old		29%
Cut down on liquid protein		15%
Wear tighter gold trunks		15%
Learn to ride a motorcycle		4%

Dr.Scott should resolve to.......

Use one accent at a time		45%
Get laid at least once		23%
Walk		18%
Stop playing with forks		7%
Forget the past		7%

Eddie should resolve to.......

Give Ozzy back the jewels		44%
Keep out of the freezer		26%
To learn to spell. (He is so smrt!)		15%
Say no when Frank asks to 'pick your brain'		12%
Get a better groupie		3%

The Usherette should resolve to.......

Give away freebies (ice cream)		26%
Buy Michael Rennie a Star on the Walk of Fame		22%
Not talk through the movie		19%
Train as a projectionist		19%
Dress like Fay Ray		14%

The Phantoms should resolve to.......

Win X Factor 2005		40%
Do the Time Warp again		40%
Eat the free ice cream		10%
Spend time apart		6%
Have more sex		4%