Frank would be called and have this power....

Viagra Man - the ability to harden anything		37%
Super Shag - the power to draw anyone into bed		34%
Doctor Whore/Can shag faster than the speed of light!		17%
FrankMan - Or is he?		12%

Brad would be called and have this power....

The Amazing Asshole - Winks at enemy		36%
Hex - with his extraordinary X-Ray Spex		22%
Bland Man - the ability to do math		20%
Packageman/Knocks enemies out with it!		14%
Mr Boardom: the power to bore his enemies to death		8%

Janet would be called and have this power....

The Sluttotron: no real power just boobs and spandex		58%
Doe - amazing doe-eyes, looks like butter wouldn't melt, but could get away with any crime		17%
Seductrella/Ability to turn any man on		11%
Lady Tramp - super leg-stretching abilities		11%
Bed Queen - the ability to get anyone into a bed		3%

The Narrator would be called and have this power....

The Neckinator/Steals necks in the hopes of one day having one of his own		28%
The Librarian - he holds all knowledge under his cape		28%
Globe man - spins enemies round and round until they chuck		17%
The Book - Throws it at his enemies		14%
Super Prof - can quiet even the noisest classroom		10%
Wheelman and his spinning wheels of death		3%

Riff Raff would be called and have this power....

Incestomaniac - he's good with his lazer		36%
Incestuor - Ability to sleep with sister and love it		25%
Mr Happyhappyfuntime: his power to lurk makes him invisible		14%
Supabump - and his healing hump		13%
The Butler - able to recite Stevie Wonder songs		12%

Magenta would be called and have this power....

The Demented Dame - Sees all!		28%
Hypno-Sis - and her spellbinding eyes		25%
The Stare: her slow burn melts even the thickest skinned individual into a weeping pile on the floor		22%
Featherwoman - uses her boa and duster skills to keep enemies away		19%
Scarlett Woman - x-ray vision		6%

Columbia would be called and have this power....

The Squeeeeek - High pitched voice destroys all		42%
Glitter Girl - can conjure poofs of musical theatre at will		30%
Loopy Hoopy - the super groupie		16%
The Tapper - Can deafen enemies with those damn tap shoes!		8%
The Stalker - will follow anyone to the ends of the Earth		4%

Rocky Horror would be called and have this power....

Supergroin - and his magical hotpants		53%
Goldenballs and his goldenballs		17%
Acrobatorator - Can bend body in many different extreme positions		16%
Rockinator: so dimwitted he is in fact a super genious...wow		8%
Rockboy and his limitless brain power		6%

Dr. Scott would be called and have this power....

Great Scott - like Superman but with sexier stockings		60%
Dr. Liederhosen - yodels and drinks beer		20%
Vonn - and his extraodinary Hover chair		11%
Wheelman and his spinning wheels of death		5%
The Count and his spelling mistake		4%

Eddie would be called and have this power....

Eddieble - and he is		25%
The Bat from Hell - with the ability to bite the head off Ozzy Ozbourne		24%
Swoon Goon - captures the heart of every girl he meets - and brings it back to the freezer with him		22%
Saxamophone man - with the power not to be seduced by aliens and used as the main coarse		21%
Domino - and his ability to make and deliver pizzas in super quick time		8%

the Usherette would be called and have this power....

Popcorn Queen with the immense knowledge of all the B-line movies ever made		33%
Sliverscreen: with the power of her almighty ice-cream freeze ray		25%
HyperChick - uses sugar highs to up her stamina		22%
Miss Strawberry Time - Turns anything into sweets with her magic wand		14%
Albatross - able to dish out refreshments from beyond the grave		6%

The Phantoms would be called and have this power....

They're Phantoms already! What more do you want?!		44%
The power to steal things (including the health of headliners)		19%
Groovy Ghoulies - Abilty to blend into black surrounding		16%
The Menacing Phantoms - The abilty to make crap prequels		12%
Whirling Dervish - can move at high speeds and make sonic booms		9%