| Frank would make this resolution...... |
| To build a new man complete with better vocabulary |  | 50% |
| Spend more time in bed |  | 32% |
| To treat riff raff better |  | 7% |
| Visit his mother more often |  | 7% |
| To straighten his hair |  | 4% |
| Brad would make this resolution...... |
| To wear better underwear |  | 30% |
| Not to be such an arshole |  | 20% |
| Become Mayor of Denton |  | 20% |
| Give up the fags |  | 12% |
| Treat himself to the entire DVD collection of 'Star Trek' |  | 10% |
| Buy Janet a new ring |  | 8% |
| Janet would make this resolution...... |
| Shag anything that moves |  | 35% |
| Not to be a slut |  | 20% |
| Improve her cooking |  | 20% |
| Stop taking 'rides' from strange men lying in tanks |  | 15% |
| To carry a bottle of "anti-frizz" for hair |  | 10% |
| The Narrator would make this resolution...... |
| To try his very hardest to grow a neck |  | 31% |
| To further his career |  | 25% |
| Stop letting the mean neck jokes get to him... |  | 16% |
| To ensure he has enough Batteries for his glowing globe |  | 16% |
| Add another shiny book for his collection |  | 12% |
| Riff Raff would make this resolution...... |
| Not to kill anyone...ooops |  | 35% |
| Buy more blonde hair dye |  | 20% |
| Stop intimidating the nice guests |  | 17% |
| To buy a longer tunic for his finale |  | 14% |
| To keep away from Magenta |  | 14% |
| Magenta would make this resolution...... |
| To remember to ask for at least a few things rather than nothing |  | 34% |
| To try and keep her hair under control |  | 21% |
| Try and clean the house more often |  | 18% |
| Buy a glittery thong |  | 15% |
| Cut down on Riff |  | 12% |
| Columbia would make this resolution...... |
| Must remember to ask what's for dinner |  | 37% |
| To marry eddie |  | 25% |
| To squeak less and try to speak normally |  | 21% |
| Experiment with other crazy hair colours |  | 12% |
| Buy a different sparkly waistcoat |  | 5% |
| Rocky would make this resolution...... |
| Learn a language such as English |  | 37% |
| To get away from the madness |  | 18% |
| Work out more often |  | 15% |
| Wear clothes |  | 15% |
| Wax |  | 15% |
| Dr.Scott would make this resolution...... |
| To invest in a motorised wheelchair and put pictures on ebay of him with stockings on |  | 36% |
| See the fourth Reich |  | 24% |
| To try and speak in a less stupid accent |  | 15% |
| Lose the accent |  | 15% |
| To be happy |  | 10% |
| Eddie would make this resolution...... |
| To stay out of freezers |  | 39% |
| To subscribe to "rock and roll porn" and get a 25% discount |  | 32% |
| Try bursting through cardboard as Ice is painful. |  | 10% |
| Think about the classics more |  | 10% |
| Not be naughty |  | 9% |
| The Usherette would make this resolution...... |
| To get a better job |  | 32% |
| Try a different colour lipstick |  | 30% |
| To serve them well |  | 20% |
| Invent a new flavour of ice-cream |  | 14% |
| Less Insane giggling |  | 4% |
| The Phantoms would make this resolution...... |
| Buy shades other than those found in Poundland |  | 35% |
| Go somewhere darker |  | 20% |
| My new years resolution is to not have one |  | 18% |
| To not wear suits |  | 17% |
| Meet some new friends |  | 10% |